Support Engineer: Sir, the next step would be to right click your mouse and select option B from the contest menu.
Computer Savvvvy Guy on the other end: But...But I dont have a mouse - I am working on a laptop.
Support Engineer drops dead...
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There comes a time when Man cannot always be sane..Well, he obviously doesn't get paid more to be sane. Sometimes you just have to be bit bizzarre so when you occasionally be nice, people will stand up and notice it!!!(OK, I give up...Just had to write it)