Monday, July 23, 2007

Abbreviations 1

MARRIAGE: Mockery After Rivals Rush Inside And Gather Enthusiasm
BONUS: Buildup of Nonsense, Unnecessary Surplus
SURE - Systematic Uncertainty Random Enthusiasm
JOB - Just Obvious Bullshit
INDIA - I Never Dreamt In Ages
MANAGEMENT - MAN AGEd MENTally
WOMEN - WOrry MEN
MICROSOFT - Masters in CRafting Orchestrated SOftware theFT
INTEL - Illogical Nonsense Technology Empowering Loosers
HUMAN - Hallucinating Unrealistic Mammal Affectionate Nevertheless
APPRAISAL - Atrocious Package Projected Reasonable And Inspiring - Slaughter Above Lunacy

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