How to show contempt...
1) When a lady has too much perfume on her to suffocate the whole city - Go to her and ask what 'Room Freshener' it is!!!!
2) When someone claims to be the best in the business(they way he/she talks) - Ask him how to make PBJ(Peanut Butter Jelly) Sandwich
3) when someone asks you for the same thing again and again and expects a different answer - Ask them if they saw gandhi anywhere around.
4) When someone insults you blatantly and that person knows it was obvious- Ask them " Is that a Trick Question?"
5) When someone pulls a fast one on you - Ask them "Isn't that what I told you yesterday"
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